May 28, 2008
How not to Celebrate...
(Perhaps you have seen this hilarious clip of a recent trophy blunder?)
BRUCE ALMIGHTY!
Jay Bruce cracks a double, one of his 3 hits on the night. He reached base in all 5 plate appearances. Incidentally, Correy Patterson has reached base 5 times in his last 38 plate appearances...
Here is your Morning Break music video cool clip...
Athlete-"Hurricane"
The U.K. band Athlete's big hit from last fall, also thought it was fitting to have this song by Athlete the day after the Hurricane that is the athlete, Jay Bruce, hit Cincinnati.... Ahh, I'm so witty!!
May 27, 2008
Johnny Cueto is on the hill tonight for Jay Bruce's debut.
'Dumbsty' Baker and Walt Jocketty must have been reading Joel's Reds' Rant, at least according to Joel...
Savior!?

#1 prospect Jay Bruce is making his much anticipated major league debut tonight. There are very few 'can't miss' prospects in the game of baseball but from all indication Bruce is about as close as it comes to being a 'can't miss' prospect. I can tell you two things he has going for him: 1) He has cool initials, JB. 2) With the last name Bruce he will never know if people are booing him or Bruuuuuucing him. In any event, welcome to Cincinnati and GO BRUUUUUUCE!
Here is your High Noon music video cool clip...
Coldplay-"Violet Hill"
First video from the new album due out in mid-June...
May 24, 2008
HAPPY 50th BIRTHDAY TO THE CINCYCOOLNESS.COM COOL PERSON OF THE WEEK!

Chuck Warinner (taller guy in middle) seen here at Woody's in St. John(VI) is 50 years young today.
Kate is promoting plenty of foreplay with her Cool WIne Pick of the Week!
May 23, 2008
Have you been to Jasper's in Mt. Lookout Square, yet? If not, we highly recommend stopping by tomorrow night to see one of the very best guitarists in Cincinnati, Jason Denne, perform with Paul Dugan. Come early for an excellent dinner and stay late for great music and drinks at one of the Eastside's coolest new spots.

The following tidbits all come from Reuters.com
Wanna see what a $175 burger looks like... (I wonder what wine Kate would pair off with this?)
This is the most expensive burger in New York City served up at the Wall St. Burger Shoppe.
If Riverdowns wants to increase attendance they should hold one of these... This beats Chad Johnson racing a horse...

Contestants compete in the Poorman's Bikini Beach Mile III at Hollywood Park in Inglewood, California May 16, 2008. In the annual foot-race, 16 girls run on a track between horse races.
Professional surfer, Laird Hamilton, apparently didn't want to fork over the $60 for a Circle Line ticket...
Here is your Funky Friday music video cool clip...
Digital Underground-'The Humpty Dance'
Yes, we are going old skool funky for this Memorial Day weekend-lead-in Friday. One of the best hip hop songs of all time!
May 22, 2008
Ashley's Just Saying...
We have a RANT ALERT, an emergency Thursday Joel's Reds' Rant! (Joel is frustrated!)
Here is your Wake Up music video Cool Clip...
Devotchka-"Till The End Of Time" (Lil Miss Sunshine)
Best known for their work in the movie Lil Miss Sunshine, this indie band also is know for spectacular live shows. You can see for yourself tonight at The Southgate House and if you go, get there early for Basia Bulat, it won't disappoint!
May 21, 2008
Dusty Baker is back in good graces with Joel at Joel's Reds' Rant!
Here is you High Noon music video cool clip...
Basia Bulat-December (Live from Quebec)
We have featured this emerging star from Canada before, but we are featuring her again because she will be at the Southgate House tomorrow night supporting Devotchka. This will be one of the best shows to hit the area all year, see you there!
May 20, 2008
The Best Band in the world are back at it!

They are releasing a new single today, a new album next month, and a new tour this summer. If you ever get the chance to see this band live, do it!
For now go here to read all about it and STAY POSITIVE!
Here is a pretty good video of The Hold Steady performing "Chips Ahoy" at last year's Lollapolooza... Say 'Yeah' if you were there!!?? YE-AH!
Have you voted yet for 2008's sexiest vegetarian celebrity?
Of course I would vote for Ashley who should be a celebrity because of her great work at The Cool Corner...
...but since she wasn't a choice (though I wrote a letter) I went with these two vegetarians:
Kaley Cuoco
Jerry Stackhouse
I have caught a few episodes of the CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory and have been quite entertained. Kaley Cuoco definately plays the part well of the sexy girl across the hall from a bunch of nerdy trekie guys who develop the inevitable crush. Check out a clip or whole episode here.
How much ribbing (no pun) do you think Jerry Stackhouse gets when he goes out with his teammates who are getting huge steaks and he is eating a salad? Any athlete that goes veg does impress me though because of the life style it has to be difficult, therefore 'Stack' gets my vote.
Here is your High Noon music video cool clip...
The Fiery Furnaces-"Duplexes of the Dead"
Can you guess which city is used as the back drop for this video? Hint: You might see yourself?
May 19, 2008
Here is a link to 10 items you think make you cool, but dont...
(Thanks to Mo at 1530 Homer via Holy Taco for this one. I recently aquired one of these items and I will have to reevaluate its coolness now...)
If you haven't been reading and enjoying Kate's Cool Wine Picks, there's something wrong with you!!
Here is your Wake Up music video cool clip...
The Magic Numbers-"Forever Lost"
This is one of the best videos I've seen this decade from a great band that features two brother/sister combos.
May 18, 2008
Ashley has returned with some souper cool goodies over at the Cool Corner!
We finally have a *new* Cool Person!
Go get yourself a pickle and celebrate International Pickle Week! It started today and ends the 28th of May.
And seriously, I'm Just Saying...
May 16, 2008
We have a "You're so not cool," TOOL of the Week!
Robert Horry of the San Antonio Spurs
Are you kidding me? I flipped on the TV last night to check the score of game 6 between the San Antonio Spurs and New Orleans Hornets and saw one of the more cowardly plays I've ever seen in the NBA. David West was fully extended going for a rebound and Horry was in perfect position to cheap shot him while getting away with it, and he did just that. I've heard pundits say it was just a hard clean foul and he just was doing what a veteran would do for a championship team in that situation... What a load of crap. What Horry did was unacceptable and I hope David Stern and the NBA fine him accordingly. Horry has had an under achieving career only to come up with a few big shots in the lime light by being on the right team at the right time. This despite tanking it in almost every regular season. It's only fitting that this Fresh Prince wanna be's final legacy will be a cheap shot not a big shot. What a coward and what a tool. Robert Horry,
You are the Cincycoolness.com TOOL OF THE WEEK!
Former Xavier Musketeer, David West lay in agony after receiving a cheap shot in the back by Robert Horry.
Here is your Funky Friday music video cool clip...
The Streets-"Fit But You Know It"
At first glance of Mike Skinner, a.k.a. The Streets, you would never guess that much funk would come out of him. This video is one which reminds me of younger days out on Main St. on a Friday and checking out numerous girls that would literally fit this description.
May 15, 2008
Here is your Wake Up music video cool clip...
Radiohead-"You're All I Need" (Official MTV Video)
This amazing video was the result of a team effort between Radiohead and MTV to help fight children slavery.
May 14, 2008
Free Stuff around town this week...
Dunkin' Donuts is celebrating free Iced Coffee Day tomorrow May, 15th. (Be sure to r.s.v.p. with facebook)
You can get a free veggie burger all this month at Johnny Rockets. (Next week is world vegetarian week)
After you get your free iced coffee, head across the street to McDonalds, they are giving away free Chicken Bisquits and Chicken Sandwiches all day Thursday that are Southern style. (Chick-Fil-A is being cloned)
Here is your Wake Up musice video cool clip...
Duffy-'Mercy'
Duffy released her album in the U.S. yesterday and it is getting rave reviews. Some say she is this year's Amy Winehouse, I say that doesn't do her justice. You will be hearing plenty from this new talent from over the pond.
May 13, 2008
Here is your Wake Up music video cool clip...
Death Cab For Cutie-"I Will Posses Your Heart"
I have never been the biggest Death Cab fan but I have enjoyed this first single off their new album released today, even if 94.9 is trying to kill it...
The video is actually even better than the song, I love the shots at the beginning of La Guardia airport in NYC.
May 12, 2008

The Reds are back in town this week and it would be cool if they could have a winning home stand. Lots of questions surround this team but that gives Joel plenty of juice for Joel's Reds' Rant!.
Here is your Wake Up music video cool clip...
Belle and Sebastian-"The State I'm In" Video Clip
Belle and Sebastian are one of the best though often overlooked Indie bands of the past decade. They are getting some much overdue adoration with their work on the Juno soundtrack. In honor of this great band from Glasgow, Scotland, Ashley and I decided to name the two brother and sister kittens we recently adopted after them. So here they are...
Introducing Belle (aka. Bella) and Sebastian (aka. Bastian)!


Speaking of names, did you know the most popular named children in the U.S. in 2007 were Jacob and Emily... In the year I was born James was the #3 most popular name for boys and in the year Ashley was born her name was the #17 most popular for girls. The name Ashley had a great run in the early 90's finishing at #2 between 1993 and 1995. In 2007 James was holding strong and #15 and Ashley was #13. To see the full lists and check on your own names of interest, go here and check out a cool site produced by the Social Security Administation.